Just go to prison and have a nutriloaf ffs.
Just go to prison and have a nutriloaf ffs.
This is the natural evolution of the telethon. It was only a matter of time. Jerry Lewis would be proud.
Because people don’t go to Dunkin for donuts, they go to Dunkin for coffee. Maybe a breakfast sandwich (which as far as fast food goes, not really all that bad). Donuts are probably their lowest performing category.
Dude if I had an IV of Dunks cold brew, I would be soooo happy.
“Grocery stores”
Buddy of mine is going through a divorce. Wife crashed his car the day she told him about her affair. Selling their house now, he’s in it (carless) and going through a divorce.
The choices for grocery shopping in less than an hour walk from his house are a Family Dollar and a Cumberland Farms (a gas station). And they are both literally uphill both ways.
How the fuck can people be healthy on that?
His house isn’t even far out in the boonies. It’s maybe like a quarter mile off a main road. My house is way worse for that. I don’t even think I could buy food within a walkable distance. Maybe eggs and milk from a backyard farmers but that’s it.
Hey man my kids use my YouTube, and my oldest likes space videos too.
You mean I don’t have a real individual membership?
You could eat anything with nipples, Armok.
You missed the 3 at the end of the number. And the 0 at the beginning, but I’ll allow that.
I think you intended to reply to the guy that said it was a backwards maga hat (which it is), but I had to go back and watch it after seeing that comment, because I thought it was a Santa Hat too.
Maybe he should buy Alphabet and rename their search engine.
Ooh or he could buy out Kleenex and rename that.
What the fuck would make someone throw out the name Twitter? It wasn’t a bad name. It wasn’t like…Phillip Morris or something.
Right? Like I would donate my liver to my kid, or my spouse, without even questioning it.
But if the doctor told me they can’t have it (for some reason other than incompatibility), and they died? Fuck them. I’d de-register as an organ donor out of spite.