he also thinks women should not have the right to vote

everyone had maps, but they weren’t always current

in the 80s you could call AAA and tell them where you’re planning to go on a road trip and they would send you a spiralbound roadmap of the route with gas stations, hotels, and construction zones highlighted

https://youtu.be/zCp-zv9BLCw

makes a sculpture that’s shaped exactly like a bean

“stop calling it a bean!!!”

i’ll bet he did

you’re saying that you’re a “xellenial” so facebook is immortal because “you and your friends” use it to keep in touch?

that sounds like something a boomer would say-- “IIIIIII use it, therefore everyone uses it!!!”

LOL

such a prolific backbone for the tech industry

i’m not familiar with this. what businesses require meta for their existence?

i think the shift to “meta” was their response to the realization that only boomers use facebook anymore.

but what does meta provide that gen z wants? oculus stuff? threads? LOL

once something bubbles up to replace instagram (which it will), they’re done

i’d live in there just for the kitchen

ironic how facebook will die with the boomers

no quicker way to get kids to stop a behavior than when the “uncool” people start doing it. remember when dabbing was a thing for like 10 minutes, until the school principal started doing it?

this might be the most bullshit statement i’ve ever heard in my life

from the day they’re born, girls are raised to submit to, obey, and make themselves the property of men and change their name to his. that’s only a few things in a long list of stupid bullshit that women have to deal with. i’m not surprised in the slightest when incels whine about “women aren’t throwing themselves at me every minute of every day!!!” but it’s never not funny

who cares? if you think something happens to your “immortal soul” when you die, then fine, that’s your business. honestly one of the most annoying things about christians is this core duty of the “good christian” that “we must convert the entire world to christianity” – excuse me, but gtfo with that shit.

apologists have been trying to convince the world of this “butbutbut whatabout after you die?!” crap for thousands of years, and guess what–the “evidence” that any of it is true is exactly the same as the “evidence” that harry potter is true i.e., storybooks. i’ve heard it all before dude, and no, i’m not buying it.

ugh i couldn’t care less what nonsense you believe. but i will go to my grave having fought tooth and nail my entire life against stone age religious bullshit shaping public policy that affects everyone just because indoctrinating your own kids isn’t enough. keep your fucking imaginary friends to yourself

are you trying to imply that being a fedora’d edgelord is somehow worse than being gullible enough to believe there’s some invisible magical sky wizard watching you diddle yourself?

LOL the answer to your question is no, but that would be me if the choices were that, or be someone who gets butthurt any time someone belittles jeebus

enjoy your “family friendly” chick fila tv

this you?

lol jesus is santa claus for grownups

florida’s a miserable oozing pustule on the cock of the earth. no seasons, no landscape, only assholes, mosquitos, asshole mosquitos, and tourists going to either disney or one of the shitty florida beaches with no waves, only red tide and scientologists. and enjoy the 95+ heat when a hurricane knocks your power out for 3 days.

and despite being completely flat with nothing but the most boring straight roads anywhere, nobody knows how the fuck to drive. seriously wtf

fuck florida. there’s no amount of money anyone could pay me to live there again

who was the first person who ever said “hey, that cat shit out coffee beans–i think i’ll roast’em up and make coffee with it”

this is loss