The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 6 months agoUnbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageUnbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 6 months agomessage-square10fedilink
minus-squareP34C0CK@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoThis river can kill you 1,000 ways. l can handle it. The only thing I’m afraid of is the candiru acu. It’s a tiny little catfish. It swims up into your urethra, spreads its little spines, and refuses to budge. You have to cut it out. That’s it I’m going back to L.A.!
minus-squareFarFarAway@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoit makes you feel better, the fish has only been documented doing this once in 1997, and it could have been a hoax Originally I thought the fish only went up there if you peed in the water, but that too seems questionable… But it does seem to like swimming up women’s hooha’s. Just don’t be a woman and you’ll be fine!
This river can kill you 1,000 ways.
l can handle it. The only thing I’m afraid of is the candiru acu.
It’s a tiny little catfish. It swims up into your urethra, spreads its little spines, and refuses to budge.
You have to cut it out.
That’s it I’m going back to L.A.!
it makes you feel better, the fish has only been documented doing this once in 1997, and it could have been a hoax
Originally I thought the fish only went up there if you peed in the water, but that too seems questionable…
But it does seem to like swimming up women’s hooha’s. Just don’t be a woman and you’ll be fine!