BougieBirdie

The kill command allows you to specify which type of kill signal you want to send. -9 sends signal 9 or SIGKILL, and we’re sending it to pid 1.

That would force kill systemd, which I just have to assume will send your computer to a crashing halt.

The echo command is writing "c" to a file at /proc/sysrq-trigger which I don’t really know how it works but this suggests you’ll “crash the system without first unmounting file systems or syncing disks attached to the system.”

I haven’t installed fuck so I’m not sure how that works

“We can’t force our people to work, so let’s call on someone who can!”

Give me five bees for a quarter

I had to put a capo on green in order to beat Through the Fire and Flames.

The intro is the hardest part, after that you can ditch it. But like… it’s a valid strategy

This decision sucks.

As a general rule, I don’t like to ask for help when I’m out shopping. More of a “get your shit and get out” shopper. No fancy cheese for me, I guess.

There’s a ton of people this affects too. Like, what about refugees who aren’t confident speaking English? People with anxiety disorders? The non-verbal and other disabled people?

And never mind the people who can’t ask for help, what about the trend to keep stores understaffed on a skeleton crew? How can you ask an employee to unlock the frickin’ cheese if there’s no employees to find?

I really hate this trend of treating customers like criminals. I just want to eat - so selfish of me, but I’m afraid I’ve gotten used to it.

The teacher believes he is being discriminated against because the state won’t allow him to discriminate against society’s most vulnerable members, who happen to be in his care.

You can’t make this stuff up.

In this episode, Kirk (pictured) and his wife Luann are playing Pictionary at a dinner party with the Simpsons. The goal is to draw a picture from a prompt, and have your partner guess what the prompt was within a time limit.

Kirk and Luann’s marriage is about to implode, and they have several rather public and awkward outbursts. In this scene, Kirk has to draw “Dignity” and have Luann guess. He gets frustrated that she can’t tell what the drawing is, and implies that she’s more stupid than the cat, who would surely be able to guess it.

He gets fed up and says something to the effect of, “Let’s see you do better.” She quickly sketches something out (obscured from camera), and the guests at the dinner party all agree that her drawing is much more clear.

Part of the joke here is that Kirk can’t draw dignity because he doesn’t have any. It’s an intentionally vague clue which you can’t really draw a picture of. When Luann draws a clearer picture (at least, we assume it must be because the guests approve of it) it signals that she does have her dignity, which she later exercises by divorcing her husband.

I heard somewhere that Tony Shalhoub’s character was supposed to be blazed out of his gourd through the movie, but they removed the drug references to save the rating.

But my goodness, that guy is blazed out of his gourd through the movie.

You guys should maybe tell him that, huh?