Decoy321

Trolling or not, I’m not dealing with this nonsense. It gets out of control very quickly, so I’m nipping it in the bud whenever it shows up. Everyone, please report such comments as a rule 5 violation.

Goddamn, op. This is so shit that you’ve ruined humor for me today. Bravo.

Nah this is just trying to rationalize being a dick to your fellow human being who’s trying to park. The employee making min wage isn’t caring that the carts are further, it just means they can waste more time per trip.

If you actually wanted to do something against the corporation, you shop somewhere else.

For anyone unfamiliar, curing is a term for using salt and other ingredients to preserve/season food. The salt removes moisture, decreasing the ability for spoilage-inducing microbes to spread. Salmon is often cured to make it last longer.

I think that’s enough explaining of the joke, you get the rest.

duck confetti

🦆🎉?

Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

If this starts another fuckin bean trend I’m committing mod abuse.

But it’s not written in gaelic gibberish?!

Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca, es el bigote grande, perro, manteca.

1. that’s freaking adorable.

2. where can I get that “welcome” mat?

Rest in peace, Hvaldimir, you magnificent mammal.

Donde es el bibliotecha?

¿Donde está la biblioteca?

Have you ever modded any community? I’m not perfect, I’m a human being with a life and other responsibilities.

We’re just trying to keep this place civil enough so everyone can enjoy it. Sometimes that means taking action against people detracting from that.

My my, you’re adorable. Want to sling more insults at me?

Because everything is shit. Welcome to life.

Holy crap, you delivered! Thanks for being awesome!

Occasionally this place hops on a meme trend and just beats it into the fuckin ground.

Now it’s vans.

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. I hope y’all never change.

It’s the latest trend, apparently. Posting shit about vans. It’s the new beans, essentially.