”Shit. Did I leave the iron on?”
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Cake day: November 21st, 2023
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Darwin Awards
An “award” given to people who contribute the most to the evolution of humanity by removing their genes from the gene pool. Sometimes given to people who simply sterilize themselves, but most of the recipients have ended up dead because of their actions.
Basically, the concept is that people kill/injure themselves to the point where reproduction is no longer possible whilst doing something surrealistically stupid. By insuring that their stupid genes do not spread, they ultimately help humanity and thus recieve an award.
While the concept is funny enough, the actual awards are usually very mean spirited.
She will always have her posthumous Darwin award though
Unparalleled stencil work each and every dump
15·18 days agoOh, nice galaxy
Where is Obi-Bun Kenobi?
Is this how Cadbury creme eggs are made?
1·1 month agoIt’s got what it takes
2·2 months agodeleted by creator
Yes, amazing what 20 years can do. He’s definitely sundowning.
I remember when Donald Trump suddenly became a “Republican” when he was a registered Democrat.
He flipped because he knew the Republican base is easily duped/conned.
In a 2004 interview, Trump told CNN’s Wolf Blitzer: “In many cases, I probably identify more as Democrat”, explaining: “It just seems that the economy does better under the Democrats than the Republicans. Now, it shouldn’t be that way. But if you go back, I mean it just seems that the economy does better under the Democrats…But certainly we had some very good economies under Democrats, as well as Republicans. But we’ve had some pretty bad disaster under the Republicans.”[5]
All I hear is the South Park empty platitude “Sorry…” (😆)
Scientists were suspicious when they observed them grinding their teeth and coming home from the club at 7 AM
Is this recent?
Kayleigh Mackadoodle has it in a giant binder— it’s right under the never released, perpetually “2 weeks away” healthcare plan in the other giant binder; which was of course full of blank paper.