Ah, so there’s Zealand Classic. Thank you!
Ah, so there’s Zealand Classic. Thank you!
My guy had some junkie show up that hadn’t paid after multiple warnings. I watched as they dr*g him out of the living room…
Who is that… I asked, hesitantly
Like many, we got one going way too fast. But what got me was a rock that shifted underneath it while I was spinning on my back holding on to the middle with my feet. Clocked me in the back of the head, felt like a bullet. I was alright, but it could have been much worse…
Well, that’s gonna fuck with my recommendations…
I once yawned in the face of our family dog and right at that moment, they attempted to lick my face and instead got their tongue inside my mouth. 0/10 Do not want to eat pets.
Ah yes, YouTube.com as a reliable journalistic source…
Yep. But unless I’m writing my order down, that’s what it will sound like.
But does it even matter how hard I try?
This is a crime, right?
I will not be ordering a “chalky coffee”.
Are you that guy that screams things at me while I’m waiting for my train? Because that’s not “counseling”.
Panels not matching frame is… aesthetic! Please sign here:
If we taxed them and closed loopholes, we wouldn’t have to depend on them being generous on a whim and paying their fair share…
Please don’t feed trolls. Also, don’t feed your mods after midnight…
“Sorry, I didn’t know this room was in use! I typed 8008 on the keypad because it spells boob. I like boobs…”
I thought it was symbolizing them circling the drain, at least when it comes to quality…
“You know what this life-saving water needs? Some fire!”
–Xitter’s Elon Musk, probably
I, TOO WOULD LIKE PICTURES OF BOOBS IN MY INBOX!