If you are in need of some real fresh light, I would recommend to go outside at daytime.
I bet you mean the urethral sphincters. Hope I didn’t poop the party, good meme!
Be careful there, my dude! Does your neighbour frequently visit the park from where you got the duck? When was the last time you saw him there? Maybe you should observe how the duck is behaving when it thinks that you’re not around.
Just saying…
This looks like a pic of an alternative universe where Marty McFlurry reads the sports almanac to a slightly hairier version of Biff…
I’d watch that.