I was disappointed when the US Congress cafeteria renamed Freedom Fries back to French Fries.
This is why super tacky, gaudy, ridiculous ties should be worn. It draws attention away from the quality of your work so you can do it with complete mediocrity that’s symbolic of bureaucracy.
Contrasting bright colors. Polka dots. Razzle Dazzle. American flag. Busy stripes. Mildly phallic and vaginal but not quite HR reportable.
Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties‽
The food of choice for ironworkers and boilermakers everywhere.
Those were my favorite fish to catch in Stardew Valley
This is the type of strength and certainty that I crave, from steel beams
Hydraulically frack deez nuts
(Or the lesbian equivalent thereof)
Mediterranistan
We’ll each need our own personal mentat to figure out how much lunch will cost soon.
Government contracts? Those defense contracts can be very lucrative.
Not just regular mustard, but the fancy Dijon shit. The type that you can find right next to the regular yellow mustard and is typically only slightly more expensive ($0.20) per 12 FL oz.
At least this guy will no longer have access to guns after this.
I also thought it was a Santa hat, disappointed when it wasn’t.
I hear of places, neb, where frozen water floats in the sea that can cool our beer. Though I do not know what foul sorcery is needed to obtain it. Perhaps we shall gain wisdom from Osiris, whose limbs are intact.
That doesn’t sound like kinda ass. That’s full-on ass.
Jesus is having sex today.