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Cake day: June 25th, 2023

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  • And the synthesizers in the eighties were nothing like moogs

    Irrelevant I guess. I was casually reliving a memory from when I was a child, but there’s always got to be a pedant to further solidify my general withdrawal from society because I’m clearly not satisfactorily intelligent enough for it.



  • I believe I was in sixth grade when that album came out.

    First of all, it used a whole lot of synthesizers, which were pretty new technology at the time, and I felt like I was living in the future when I heard it.

    As to the album cover, it somehow didn’t register with my that it was a baby smoking.

    Rather, it made me think of teenagers smoking in the high school bathroom.

    Motley Crue’s Smokin in the Boys Room came out a year later, so I don’t think that influenced my mental image.













  • I recently deleted my LinkedIn for two reasons:

    1. Endless horseshit recruiters coming at me with bullshit jobs

    2. I come from a large firm. LinkedIn became what I would describe as occupational hubris as I would see partners from there making prideful post after post about increasing the toxicity of the place in words that made them sound all wise and stuff

    I would further see many posts about young people abandoning pursuit of the profession and there being a dire shortage of entry level recruits. Responses to these posts always address lowering the educational and certification requirements, but never address the reality of working eighty hours a week, getting shat on, berated, and dehumanized the entire time for about sixty grand a year with maybe a five to ten percent chance of moving up to the real money.

    Fuck all of them right in the eyeball with the white hot barbed penis of Satan himself.

    Every once in a while, I’ll drive by that building. When I do, I open up the sun roof and throw them a Bronx salute out the roof as I pass by. I know somebody actually saw me do it because word got back to me about it. Petty I know, but satisfying nonetheless.

    I make maybe one third of what I could if I had stuck it out, but I still make plenty to live on, and that increase would require me to be somebody I refuse to become.



  • Are you asserting that nobody should ever have any preferences? Do you meet your own standard?

    OP didn’t say he’s throwing women out of bed for having piercings. He expressed a preference for them not to.

    I prefer dark hair. Sometimes it’s red or blonde or blue.

    I prefer pubic hair. Sometimes it’s there, sometimes it’s not.

    I prefer a few extra pounds. Sometimes those pounds aren’t there. Sometimes a few extra is more like a lot extra.

    In no example above did I shut down the interaction, nor did I experience any less pleasure.

    But I still have preferences. That’s all they are though.