how do you tear down a moat
hmmm. question: can you stack catapults?
Go back in time and sit on a fish
I thought whoever did this shop was pretty funny
I like your DM
I had a really surprising duck confetti the other day
My dude, you just reminded me I live near a sheep farm. I love lamburgers.
the article also tells me not to store anything else in there, but that’s where I keep my pizza stones (I usually cook pizza on the grill) and fuck you I’ma keep them in the oven.
it’s beautiful
my neighbor ran a jackhammer for three months every day trying to build a pool. I say three months of no darkness at night is fair retribution.
put your money where your mouth is in my ass
can I buy sunlight to point at someone I don’t like for say, a month? no reason.
no right is unlimited
I dunno, coast guard?
aw fuck. they bought our good local lumber store. I hope that doesn’t get closed.
dude I can’t handle that kind of sexiness today
I won’t
okay okay don’t shoot anyone’s dick off