Woolery. Dry aged, of course.
Woolery. Dry aged, of course.
“I’ll take a burger, mediums rare, & let’s do a 50/50 blend of Ground Chuck & Beyoncé on Sourdough.”
“Are you happy to see me or is that just a paperclip in your pants?”
“Flick that bean to let her know how much she means.”
I do t know them, and I mean no offense, but I’m guessing it would sound a little more akin to:
hhmmmmthhhhthhbnmmmmmmnpppppppphhhyyyyyyyyyyhhhttttttttttttssddshhshshshshssssssssssmmmsmsmsmsmmsmsssssppppppppppppwoooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppttfthhjhjjffffffffmmmmmmmmsmsmsmmssstthghhgggpop
But that’s just a guess.
I wonder if he had a custom carrying case made for it, like Lucas from The Wizard.
That’s an Ownputer right there. Get that man a beverage of discerning taste. Get that man a Bartles & James.
We are all Ownputer on this blessed day.
Have you honked? That made me feel a bit better.
They should have to display cute lil nicknames beneath the driver’s side window, like fighter pilots.
Unlike fighter pilots, the nicknames should be community generated.
That bear’s a roadside attraction in Florida. Ain’t nothing lucky about that.
For some reason, I feel like fighting a drunk Russian might be preferred over Florida.
I was really confused by that… wtf… Lemon Zest?
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