I REFUSE to believe gahd has put me on par with Karen by leaving both of us on Earth! I demand to talk to his manager!
Just your typical internet guy with questionable humor
I REFUSE to believe gahd has put me on par with Karen by leaving both of us on Earth! I demand to talk to his manager!
Ride the Frigging Mmmrobot
What do you do with your genitals in that one? Block? Punch?
Your kid is not old enough to get and groan at your dad jokes. That or he’s smart and just pretended to not get it, so you’d be left without a proper reaction
Man, and I was thinking about how the moon landing was closer to the moon than us. Stuff just blows my mind
Britneyfan: OMG NOT YOU AGAIN
Hi everyone I read this thing on a magazine but I don’t understand can someone explain me I try to access somedude@magazineemail.com but the site won’t open help
Don’t forget that North Korea’s leader is very dear to the whole population and incorruptible, unlike evil South Korea’s leaders who were always super evil and corrupt and everything.
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You’re asking why the dear leader is the only fat person in North Korea, especially when everyone else looks malnourished? Haha, funny person, off to jail you go.
For anyone that sees espresso and thinks express, as in something fast, it’s actually meant to be pressed, as it’s an Italian term. So that’s hot water that went through pressed coffee powder.
Imperial March in my ass
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I think I might need to roll for anal circumference
Christmas ball colors reminding USA too much? Double jail
C’mon, guys! Maduro totally knows what he’s doing! He even talked to Jesus and Christ is all cool with celebrating his 2024th birthday 3 months early, it’s totally not the dumbest, least effective smokescreen ever in recorded history!
Cicadas should learn a thing or two with fireflies, gotta know how stimulate those girls visually
I managed to make a congratulations bread some days ago. On the bright side, it was extra crispy all around
Meanwhile, me, as soon as Mulan looks my way
Trinary or quantum standards?
Better call HBomberGuy
Jquery sucks now, compared to pure javascript? Now I feel old.
Don’t mix my apostate ass with those heretics