Y’all motherfuckers been reading my fanfics, huh?

Game is BeamNG Drive 👍

Oh shit, just so happens I’m bald myself so I feel honoured!

we must return to monke

Women are comfortable saying “hey girlfriend!”, we should be comfortable in saying “hey boyfriend!” 🫂

Never have I been so disappointed to see Till brought up in a conversation about Musk.

Till is infinitely more valuable to the human race than Musk could ever hope to be. 🤘

*unzips*

No, don’t stop. Tell me more.

This is literally where Bronies came from 13 years ago

Jesus Christ, that was 13 years ago already 😨

And Japan! Or the Korean peninsula! Or most of Alaska! And Siberia!

I read this in Matt Rose’s voice 💀

I’m not good with literature.

One that immediately stood out for me personally was the reverse robot reveal. That’s the Cybermen from Doctor Who ❤️

I’d love to know in which story the blad person is killed by a poisoned wig 😂

Unintentional incest happens in Star Wars 👍 (it was unintentional, right?)

“It was a dream” is just plain cliché

Indian legend ignored I think it’s pretty much every episode of Scooby Doo

Is your gran single?

I’m concerned by the raw beef pattie on the coffee table.