Worst Harry Potter book ever.
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
If I was a character in Danganronpa, my talent would be The Ultimate Loser and I’d be the first character killed in the murder game.
Worst Harry Potter book ever.
I’m sure it wouldn’t taste bad, but the texture would violently throw me off.
🎵It’s called the road it’s called the REGULAR road.🎵
My writing has its gyatt out for the rizzler.
He better not compare me to a kiss from a rose, or I swear to God…
Brown-eye Dwarf
The only thing I think is worse is Tumblr. The common way to communicate there is with “notes” adding new tags to the post and not, like, the actual chat/comment section that it has.
one day switch it up and play John Cena’s wrestling intro
The only thing I have been getting at Taco Bell since the discontinuation of the grilled stuft burrito is a steak power bowl. It’s just a bowl of all the ingredients they have, sans a tortilla-based wrapping or shell. I then get some fresh made tortilla chips from a Mexican grocery store nearby and eat it like a taco salad.
I had some kind of rodent as a kid (can’t remember what; just that it wasn’t a hamster) and I put him in my mouth once. He must’ve enjoyed it because he would try to force his way in there every time I’d let him run around on me.
50 Goosebumps doesn’t actually seem that much when I look at my bookshelf and see all the Goosebumps books I had. That’s about how many would come out in a single school year!
It’s so good, I have doubts that it was written by an AI.
Oh shit. A Japanese cat!
Bows politely
I really wanna know if Japanese cats sound different than American cats and actually say “nya” instead of “meow.”
If my dog looked like that I’d shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards.
Just stop the dumbass kid from climbing over the railing. No vest needed.
TIL mountain dew is flavored with Doritos dust.
So I initially went to the page to see if that was confirmed or busted because I couldn’t remember (I do recall them having difficulty just keeping bullets in the oven) and I ended up finding this instead:
I don’t remember that episode at all!
Ah sweet. Can I see Shamu?