YOUR REALITY IS SHAKEN

YOU HEAR THE WORD “MONDAY” ECHOING AND SHIFTING IN COLOURS

A kind of interesting phenomenon. He comes in with his dog, cries that he doesn’t have a place to stay, Jon allows it for as long as needed and then… he just vanishes one day, leaving Odie with Jon, never to contact them again. Did something happen between the two? Was he ever real or a product of Jon’s mind? A wiki states:

According to Davis, Lyman’s original purpose was to be someone who Jon could actually talk to and express other ideas — a role gradually taken over by Garfield, himself.

It doesn’t reveal who gave Lyman that purpose; it could be that it was Jon himself who, over the years, got less attached to reality, so he got done with talking to and interacting with Garfield.

That or it’s just a lazy uninspired comic that only has a minimum level of continuity and doesn’t care to explain why a former choir character suddenly vanishes.

They’re afraid of the drag dealers’ wrath

Not even the “I can’t walk stairs anymore” ruse worked

I never forget how amazing bicycle is

Ah okay, then yes. I was just afraid it’d be a Boeing

Depends, who made it

Sacre bleu

Chicken Game!

Rules: don’t look at the chicken.

🐔

Game Over

(I stole this from a shirt that did this better due to the layout)

It was made up in the first place anyways. Russia has 0 credibility on the national stage. If a Russian institute announced that the sky was blue, I’d go out to check. He should be ashamed citing their bullshit, but I suspect that’s an emotion he’s incapable of.

“This is the return flight.”

Not with that attitude

You can measure anything in nanograms, but a typical LSD dose starts at about 100ug with the threshold at about 25ug or so. Still not much, but not what you’d usually measure in nanograms.

In general, I don’t think the concept of a configuration database is bad - at least not inherently moreso than every application putting its own configuration file(s) in whichever format it wants somewhere on the filesystem.

Whether the window registry is a good implementation of this concept is surely debatable.