Keep it light, keep it moving.
I am doing no harm.
Biden was cracking some good jokes, too. “Want my autograph?” “Hell no” 🤣
Pirate magic, me boy!
That second part is harsh but that’s how my grandparents treated my mother in the 60s. She and her siblings would get spanked if they made too much noise in a household of 8. I hope your parents didn’t treat you that way. I want to think some of those attitudes were dropped after the 80s.
Now what the young ladies in this grade need is an attitude makeover. And you’re going to get it, right now. I don’t care how long it takes. I will keep you here all night. (Joan the Secretary: We can’t keep them past four.) I will keep you here until four.
Ok but they wouldn’t be wrong tho
You’re right. Lemme call some people…
Grok said it, Grok knows things. Ask Grok.
That’s been a trend for decades now. I wonder if that’s the reason why I don’t hear “fiscally conservative” being thrown around as much anymore 🤭
I don’t think we need a central agency to name them, just make them trend on social media! I’m down. When’s the Exxon heat wave over? I’m melting.
I’m fiscally conservative and racially biased
What? It’s not a blunt, officer. It’s a confounding statistical correlation, go get those eyes checked.
Easy for you to say! You don’t have scrambled eggs for brains. 😜
This reminds me of how well I can do algebra and calculus but need to whip out the calculator for the tip.
What happened to Misterssoda?
Trump: Only I can resolve the North & South Korean war in one day
Also Trump:
only when it’s pro Trump
☝
My mind is telling me no but my weed is telling me how bad could it be.