They were always right about the date. They just were wrong about what Jesus is looking for.

I’m pretty sure my plans are fine. Jesus is going to take one look at us and turn around.

Something tells me these guys are more bark than bite. Either that or they’re really really good at shooting and they’re going to shoot the next person they see on their property before figuring out why they’re there.

The most hilarious part of that to me is that he put it all the way at the bottom, even below the references.

That’s not true. Living donors can donate part of their liver.

Same word. Different dialects.

The Taliban didn’t form up after we invaded. They were already a thing. They’re the ones that ended the Russian/Warlord period. The idea was kind of like an Islamic unity government. They’re also mostly Pashtun and want the Pashtun areas the British put in Pakistan because the British were extremely shitty at drawing lines.

While terror attacks have formed a part of their strategy they have always acted more like a government in exile than a terrorist group. ISIS on the other hand is a terrorist group claiming it’s a government over whatever area they think they can get away with.

Oof, it was fly the plane. It’s okay though they never did it again.

Obviously it was take your kid to work day. Really it’s no different than letting them fly the plane, drive the Amtrak train, or run the hose on the riot police truck during a riot.

(I’ll let you figure out which one of those examples is real)

Well not only has Hollywood lied to us again, I now feel 10 times more horrified about this story.

Okay but can we make that 1 km hot enough to burn everything inside of it?

For science of course.

Surely not. Mirrors are incapable of destruction. Why that would be dangerous! You could burn crops or boil away water reserves. Surely no corporation would so irresponsible!

Not really. Not with the COVID inflation. Over the last few decades sure. But rent and food doubling was corporate greed. We have them on their investor calls bragging about it.

A. You have no clue about how artillery fires.

B. It’s literally in the name. They didn’t do that for shits and giggles. They weren’t trying to fool the Germans.

C. The 40mm HEDP round is fully capable of destroying light armor. In your limited idea of grenade launchers there is nothing that ever got higher than a mobility kill on a tank.

D. The trajectory of the ordnance is not included in anyone’s definition of grenade.

Please don’t run around spouting random stuff so confidently. I’m allergic to that.

It’s BBC, not a technical manual.

At least that halfway makes sense. Netflix on a laptop means games too.

If that’s the only issue? Ignore it and carry on. Consider yourself lucky.

Can we put Sherman in Atlanta and Savannah with a torch in one hand and his saber in the other?

Just a historical reminder…

I wouldn’t put it past them honestly. Some Bean Counter has probably at least given the presentation, But have we tried encouraging suicide in order to lower costs?

Oh no we need that slogan on so much more. I’m thinking table saws and nail guns. Can’t be worse than the anti procrastination poster in the VA mental health waiting area.

To be fair that poster was up and then gone by the next week