Just go crank it to some porn. We didn’t need to read that.

I’m pretty certain he’ll be dead in four years, especially if he loses the election.

How do you think Republicans feel about Palestinians?

It’s bullshit. Anyone getting diarrhea from Taco Bell has a pre-existing condition.

The grilled cheese burrito bangs.

Send me your address and I’ll throw a bunch of their shit in a ziplock bag and mail it to you. Trust me it doesn’t go bad.

Prices are nuts though. I’m on the road a lot so I still get it especially if I roll into town extra late. But 20 years ago I could get a grilled stuffed burrito for like $2.50 and that was a whole meal. Maybe even the only thing I ate all day back in those poverty days. Now I spend at least 20 bucks for the same amount of food. And I could go to a nice Mexican American sit down place and get the same amount of much better food for about $15.

Wizard and Glass is my favorite. I read the series a decade ago.

Starting out with money and connections generally helps. I don’t know if that’s the case with her though.

I got a story about a puppy pile. The floor was also covered in puppy shit. 7/10

You’re right. Middle class to me means owning a home or at least paying well on a mortgage. One car per person. Vacation money. Fun money. Paycheck to paycheck will never be middle class to me just because it’s the statistical median. This is what people mean when they say the middle class is disappearing. The majority of Americans are working class, poor, or destitute. There’s a fraction that are middle class and up.

In this stupid article the author says she was middle class but her parents often couldn’t afford pizza. That is not middle class. Am I fucking crazy here?

She did say that she grew up middle class and sometimes her family couldn’t afford pizza. If you can’t afford one of the most cost effective ways to feed a family without making the food yourself, you’re not middle class. Now she’s rich and lying about lemonade stands. It’s embarrassing that someone with no idea what middle class means is writing an article about teaching kids about money.

Yeah. Don’t ever joke about someone’s name because they already heard it a hundred times by the time they were ten years old.

Don’t ever make fun of someone’s laugh or they will not laugh in your presence.

I just connected the usernames he had a comment somewhere else saying inane shit I replied to. Good troll.

Hey you’re the pizza guy! Holy shit!

No one else is going to eat your tip or crust

Nobody got good friends? Siblings? I’ll eat a random stranger’s unwanted pizza parts if I’m hungry.

• Method 6: Get a good New York style slice and you won’t even think about it being crust.

I’m confused. You don’t eat crust you’ve touched?

I think they’ve got a point. You like bread like a good sourdough or baguette? Or you like American sandwich bread full of sugar. It is a world of difference and they’ve got a point. Lack of experience is nicer than saying you have bad taste. Maybe you’ve just had bad pizza? Maybe you’re fucking 16? Hard to tell on the Internet

Imagine, long after humans are extinct and the things we created are obliterated or decayed into their component parts. Other life has taken over and the planet has done its volcanic and plate shifting things, the rains and oceans have done their erosion. Then another highly intelligent species evolves.

First of all they’re going to have a hard time with their industrial revolution because we took all the easy metals and fossil fuels, but maybe the planet has had enough time to churn some things up.

This new species marvels at the qualities of a certain stratified layer rarely observed above ground. Eventually drilling leads to a discovery of this layer over most of the earth. And it’s fucking plastic.