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Yeah and you’re gonna have to pretend to laugh at their jokes

Is the UN pushing imperial or something?

It sounds like an American mocha is most similar to the mocaccino, since we mostly use a thick chocolate sauce for the chocolate, not cocoa powder.

Interesting, thanks for the info! What is moka coffee? Mocha here means a latte with chocolate basically. Sometimes with whipped cream instead of foam.

My point is that a non-coffee drinker is going to drink that and think it tastes like black coffee. Their experience of it will be what’s on the sign even if that’s inaccurate.

Also just an FYI, an americano is espresso shots in water, not coffee. Similar to what you’re describing, but a little smoother.

Oh got it. You got me very intrigued! 😄

Is an Italian latte really with cold milk?

I used to work in coffee in Seattle and around there a latte is also steamed milk. The difference between a latte and a cappuccino is the amount of foam to milk ratio.

Latte is mostly milk with a topping of foam. Cappuccino is half foam half milk (and some people like even more foam in their cappuccinos).

I think it’s easy to point how this is pretty off in some ways, but if you think of it as being aimed at someone with no coffee knowledge, I think it’s not a bad overview of how that person is likely to experience those types of drinks.

Mais bien sûr 😏

Now that you’re 30 it’s time to fully embrace the cringe. Be free.

Bring out the scones and cucumber sandwiches, it’s high T!

I’m so used to cropped memes now I didn’t even understand this for a minute

Aren’t they running a government now? Am I out of the loop?

This joke has always confused the hell out of me. My very first time I had no trouble finding it. It’s very easy to find. It’s literally the part that sticks out and is the first thing you get to usually.

Now you’re speaking my language 🥢

See my other reply

Yeah many Asian cuisines are great for me (especially the ones with primarily rice/sweet potato noodles). Mexican is also pretty easy.

I’m lucky in that neither allergy is super serious, so I don’t have to avoid soy sauce or butter. Milk fucks me up though, and bread/pasta.

Gluten free has also come a long way since I was a kid, and since it’s only cows milk I can still eat goat or sheep cheese. Sadly all of that is really expensive in the US for some reason. I was super annoyed when I went to the rural UK and found that goat and sheep cheese was exactly the same price as cow cheese there.

Taquitos are a go. I’m allergic to wheat and cows milk. Basically Italian food is out entirely (tragic I know)

I’m allergic to it 😔