Hey member that guy who bribed Clarence Thomas? He owns Real Page. Nothing to see here folks.
Fresh off Jack’s bean stalk
People liked it. Got a lot of props after even though the like halfway through it got bad
Engineering… Aaaffirmative
The drivers seemed fine when I was there, but I’m from the US where no one follows any of the rules of the road. Fuck all that shit tho. Not important. This is.
Ask a local for a good place to get this dish. You have to call it in like 4 hours in advance but it is fucking worth the wait. When we went to Plitvice Lakes National Park, the guy that drove us out there and was a guide of sorts recommended it and asked if he wanted to stop and get it on the way back. We did, and he called it in on the way to the waterfalls. We stopped at this Podunk middle of nowhere restaurant and I was sussed af, but damn if it wasn’t one of the best meals I ever had.
https://jaywaytravel.com/croatia/travel-guide/croatian-food-and-wine/peka-traditional-cooking-method
I did this song at karaoke night once. Karaoke didn’t have the opening lyrics;
Arf Arf
Don’t get it twisted
THIS RAP SHIT IS MINE. MOTHERFUCKER
ITS NOT. A. FUCKIN. GAME!
FUCK WHAT YOU HEARD!
it’s what you hearin’
Listen
it’s what you hearin’
Listen
Best believe I yelled the whole part a la DMX. Really woke up the bar. Killed the first bars n then realized I didn’t remember the rest n it got really sloppy lol. Good ass times.
Damn, and u got the Spider-Man edition? Jealous af
Just curious, what kind of diet are you feeding this venomous snake?
Yeah man, like I definitely can buy one out here, but my quality of life would drop significantly. I’ve got enough for a down payment n we both make 220ish k/ year combined. I just don’t want to spend all my fucking money on a place to shit and sleep.
$2900 dump in northern California here. Wife also won’t leave. Comparable mortgage is like 6-7k. Shit sucks.
You’re gonna rip your dick off.
Holy fuck, I thought this was a joke comment. TIL seal finger is a thing.
Read the title as Mike Incel, now that’s gonna be a thing in my brain.
But he has no shirt. It’s so funny because all the other comedians wear shirts.
Brb heading to Florida for… A thing
Lol I’m in the states, but one of my friends houses had this “feature” growing up. I definitely turned the light off on him a few times. To top it off, this bathroom had no windows so it got fucking dark in there. It wouldn’t even work today, everyone has phones w them now n would just use that after you turned it off. Kids these days…
Well, I’ll try anything once, but that’s a tough sell