*chefs kiss

Well done.

Honestly, swag from such a stupid dead game would be hilariously fun to have.

Dang, how many brothers does the Crypt Keeper have?

What’s this guy, the File Keeper?

Upvoted, agreed, and all I really want to say is thanks for bringing more Brian Blessed into my life. Never enough of him.

Musk just tweeted out a death threat against a Presidential candidate and still has fucking security clearance.

I mean, this really just belies all the lies post-9/11 from the conservatives about how they cared deeply about US security. (It was Security Theater then, it’s Security Theater now)

Just like any shitty corporation, security is almost always compromised by high-level officials that think the rules do not apply to them.

How the fuck is this country even still standing at this point with this chicanery and buffoonery at the reigns?

This is the real answer. Musk has no limits, but a Presidential Candidate being threatened is taken very fucking seriously by the Secret Service.

Funny but also fucked up.

Wasn’t it during the Bush or Obama years we got failing grades nationally on bridge infrastructure?

We have done fuck all to fix those bridges in the years since.

Soon, Penny will munch its last truck and the driver will go with it as Penny collapses down on them both.

Just look at how absolutely fucked the side of that bridge is. I’d be praying to every conceivable god anytime I had to go over or under it.

They call this “The Salmon of Doubt.”

Birdemic is for The Birds.

EDIT: Is there a B-Movie watch/discussion community here somewhere?

EDIT II - Electric Boogaloo: Found it !bmoviebonanza@lemmy.world

Dear Lemmy Shitposters:

If you died, my life would change, because I’d be the only one left shitposting.

He’s stealing credit from Garfield??

I can’t see it, therefo— oh god oh no

I can’t see it, therefore it’s not happening.

I never wipe because I have a bidet.

too fucking real lmao

Me every couple of hours

Mean Beam Machine