so nobody can know the date of the rapture, and if someone figures it out god’ll change it?
what if I make a website that just says “the rapture will be [current date +1]”
checkmate?
so nobody can know the date of the rapture, and if someone figures it out god’ll change it?
what if I make a website that just says “the rapture will be [current date +1]”
checkmate?
ok mr. what does the fox say
no… doors? how did that work
I’m sure this is really funny but… what?
EDIT: TLDR circa Decoy321 ‘Cureing’ is preserving food often by using smoke. ‘Cureing’ is also healing medical conditions.
Smoking CAUSES medical conditions, and it is the joke that curing heals when smoking hurts.
also everyone thinks this is a good idea imagining it at their penises height, ignoring the fact that human heights vary a TON and having a piss spot where short people can access and tall people can wash hands is impossible
I’d say the same thing about plumbers, who wants to sniff poop all day?
turns out, nope! this guy loves his job https://youtube.com/@draincleaningaustralia
who up polishing they bean
that got a lot worse in the 2nd sentence
I’m currently in a slightly bouncy car and counted 4 too.
as someone with autism do NOT let us control everything. You’d get 27,000 cats and a ton of trains without any issues being solved.
I saw a news clip where the guy said “Now, it’s getting pretty hot so get your titties out” where “titties” was actually “flippies” which I guess in Australia is slang for “flip-flops”
reminds of of the time I asked AI if my cat was a snake
A perfect example of why correlation means causation.
Pikachu has has shown the most personality out of all the pokemon and that’s why people are attracted to him.
guess we making probes now
I had my economics teacher tell me that it’s not grocery stores fault because they just need to make a profit 🥺
I had another teacher tell me that raising minimum wage would cause inflation to go up… as if people aren’t literally starving in the streets right now
I don’t understand why teachers making 0.0006771% of Jeff Bezos’s salary care so much about them
cheers of thousands