WaxedWookie@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I hope you don't have any plans this evening.
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21 hours agoNo worries, friend - doggos to the left, wallets to the right - peace be with you and whatnot!
No worries, friend - doggos to the left, wallets to the right - peace be with you and whatnot!
I’m only a new startup, so I’m looking to take on my first clients.
I figure things will work out - people that believe in the rapture tend not to pay attention to all the “love thy neighbour”, golden rule, feed the hungry, bathe the lepers Jesus teachings…
It’s your lucky day - I happen to run a post-rapture plant watering and pet sitting business - I’m sure as shit not getting raptured.
I’m not going to steal your dog, but refunds are unavailable in the event that the rapture or your participation in it is cancelled - sorry.