Gotta rework it so there’s no negative words. “Learned valuable lessons about selective acceptance.”

Networked with Stanford educated professionals during a guided exploration experience with a team of like minded candidates. Experienced the rich tradition and prestigious climate during an in depth look at the Ivy League institutions inner workings and operations. Successfully submitted application for attendance. (Was not accepted)

Is this an inside joke or is he a creep?

Doubles as a speed square in a pinch

Instructions unclear. Now have many Smurfs in butt, wat do

Do you know what that’s worth??

Yeah but knives weren’t something you’d use on bread for a very long time. And we didn’t start actually cutting bread for even longer.

Hosers.

Be the radical leftist they’re afraid you are

So whoever posted this to the vegan sub is just a troll, I saw an identical one used on a different meme a while ago. Out off curiosity I went and took their test, and stopped when it asked for 10 dollars to get my results.

It’s worded that way because they want people to be happy with their purchase.

Dank jenk bank memes bro.

He knows he’s a hypocrite, he doesn’t care. Whatever it takes to advance. That’s how he went from law school flunkie to VP candidate.

He’s also a dog chasing cars, he only knows how to suck ass, he doesn’t actually know what to do when he gets what he wants

Must be all the beans

That’s weird

Tampon don just has a nice ring to it

785/10. Would pet.

He lives out in the boonies, doubt he’s ever been inside a home Depot. He definitely doesnt order stuff online that often. Though I’m sure the guy he buys all his home improvement stuff is doing exactly that and charging him a premium.

Guy I know quit his job at my company and took a much cushier part time job closer to home, and built a keg in to a fridge.

He has gained 60 pounds or so in the last year.

Ok I looked her up, I had to know.

She’s a “fat-affirming” dietitian and her PhD is in “body positive medicine”

Her name is a blatant pun.

I don’t think I’m reaching when I say not only is the account fake, this person doesn’t exist, but that it was made to make fun of fat people.

I mean Nietzsche was kind of woke. Fuckin, there is an argument to be had that slave morality is what we’d calll wokeness today. The whole Ubermensch thing just kind of feeds in to that.