androogee (they/she)@midwest.socialtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Could an American please prove me wrong?English
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18 days agoYour friends don’t sprance, and if they don’t sprance then they’re no friends of mine
Your friends don’t sprance, and if they don’t sprance then they’re no friends of mine
Gameboy color infrared is all I need
Multiple Ks in a row gets risky fast
An older lady was trying to push two carts at the same time out of a warehouse club store. I was just carrying TP by hand, so I offered to push her extra cart.
She called me her bodyguard. I ascended immediately to heaven.