Never used it. Never missed it. Never lost touch.

Anything that ever happened on that site worthy of being called “being in touch” has always been and always will be reported elsewhere too if its actually worthwhile. I see more more of it than I want to anyway. Even this post.

You can quit it today and not miss out on anything.

How much electricity do you even have?

She’s gonna complain about the bill.

They learned this trick from Disney?

Proper bread is a very very basic acquired taste. It’s something you should’ve acquired in your teens latest. If you don’t like crust, it’s because you mother was helicopter parenting and cutting off crust from your sandwiches.

I swear that the best burger in town, the best sandwich in town, the best pizza in town and the best breakfast bread are all because of the crust.

Not even attempting to eat it is a lack of experience. Or a lack of good bakeries or burger, pizzaand sandwich stores.

I’m telling you that you’re missing out here. It’s not a fucking choice. You don’t know what you’re missing until you’ve had a proper crust. Cutting it off is like, yeah sure there are bad crust and all, but you’re only eating the less important part of the meal to begin with. How can you even judge the food without the crust?

https://olympics.com/en/news/paris-2024-turkiye-shooting-yusuf-dikec-medal-pose

You are what they call a “swing state”.

Do you vote?

Remember, there are two kinds of Americans.

• Democrats: Weed
• Republicans: Amphetamine or cocaine (depending on income)

You now understand everything about American politics.

Yeah well, I’m not counting. On busy days, the toilets have queue lines all day long. Depending on the length of the visit and the willingness to use the brush, it’s probably in the hundreds, or at least a lot more than anywhere else.

I know the joke and all, but recently the local theme park has replaced their toilet brushes with toilet rubber shovels. They work surprisingly well. They can both hack’n’slash a log, but also the back side is also ripped so you can use it to brush out the regular shit from the sides, while avoiding the dreaded paper clutter and other issues with a toilet brush being used by thousands of people daily.

It’s like toilet brushes evolving into poop knives. Looks like this: https://pin.it/OKHBRlxjI

Maybe he only stutters in company with attractive people and wanted to improve his self-esteem for business purposes.