This photo has all the hallmarks of “I don’t give a fuck! For the next five minutes, we’re a happy family! Just shut up and smile for the fucking picture!”

Ngl, I always loved watching the lobsters and crabs…

Edit: How did I post nothing here?

Anyway… I dunno, this seems apt…

I knew you would come, but you’ve come!

🎶Cause I speak of the pompatus of looooove🎶

It’s an '05 Monte Carlo, but damn good call!

It was my grandfather’s car for much of its life. He only ever really drove it like a mile at a time before he was no longer able to drive. When he passed away a few years ago, I got it. For being a car that survived Sandy and sitting in several feet of salt water, it has held up astoundingly well. At the time, all it needed was an electrical harness replacement. Since I got it, other than tires, brakes, and routine maintenance since, I’ve only just had to replace the exhaust line last year. It’s been a damn good car, and I plan to keep it as long as I can!

In all the years I’ve had this car, I never even noticed that. Thank you, I’ll never be able to unsee it now!

As did I a couple years ago, I had to pull over and send it to the wife.

Powdered milk + regular milk + sweetened condensed milk

Earth: Yo! Anyone DTF? Sends unsolicited dick pics

Universe: Ew… No… Blocked.

Fermi couldn’t have come close to guessing the real “Great Filter” had something to do with an app called Snapchat…

Throw in some chocolate too! Junior Mint milk…

Scrufella P. Sprinklebottom

Better?

So I remember taking a flight 10 years ago and they gave us pretzel pieces from snyders. I thought, great, we don’t even get whole pretzels…

Next flight, they give us generic “trail mix” in clear bags. The kind the old folks down the street would give out at Halloween because it was “healthy.” but that contained approximately 2 pretzels the size of quarters, 3 peanuts, 3 generic m&ms, and 2 raisins…

It gave me the impression that airlines are like schools, where the flight staff are the ones bringing in the snacks because the airline is too cheap to supply them.

Make sure you watch the corrected DVD order because Fox thought more action would be better and put the 2nd episode first, the first episode 11th and totally fucked any hope for a second season…

And arrythmia…