Captain Aggravated

Can we go ahead and get the rapture over with so the rest of us can get some peace and god damn quiet?

And then “Have A Nice Day.”

Yeah the bridge itself wasn’t being damaged because they installed a goddamn I-beam in front of it as a crash barrier.

I haven’t done an actual statistical analysis, but relying on my human over-ability to notice patterns and a tendency to laugh at the 11’8" bridge channel on Youtube (said bridge is located in Durham NC and I’m a lowercase t tarheel through and through), most of the trucks that hit the bridge’s crash barrier are Ryder, Penske or Enterprise box trucks, which are rental vehicles available, for reasons completely beyond my comprehension, to anyone with a Class C driver’s license in the state of North Carolina. Also over-represented are RVs that have their rooftop air conditioners scraped off. The vast majority of drivers that hit the 11’8" bridge are amateurs driving a vehicle significantly larger than they’re used to with an absolute height significantly taller than the roof of the cab.

It’s the very occasional semi truck that leads to the most spectacular, and baffling, crashes. They don’t rent articulated trucks to just anyone over 23 with a credit card.

his bed is outside his house.

This reminds me of a game from aeons ago called “truck dismount.”

From a soda fountain I can’t tell the difference because they always get mixed wrong anyway. Out of a can yeah they’re different.

I think that’s called “Reddit.” Just one big shit pit for smelling the communal gas.

Honestly I think society would be healthier if we shat communally. Walking around pretending we don’t all have anuses to each other.

Skadi’s Hammer In My Ass.

Find me an American who says his car is equipped with “disk brakes.” “Disk” is peculiar to computer magnetic storage media, and “disc” for a round object that probably spins.

I’ve got an '05 Buick Century with a similar story that just crossed 120,000 miles, and it’s had a shockingly easy life. I put most of the miles on after my grandmother passed.

The similarity to my S10’s gauge cluster, and the fact that there hasn’t been an S10 with mileage that low since Obama took office, is what got my attention. I haven’t seen that odometer display without the top digit lit in 15 years.

You hit 80,000 miles in what appears to be a ~20 year old GM (my '03 S10 has a similar gauge cluster with the same odometer/gear display) “a couple years ago?”

Edit: Yeah that’s the instrument cluster from an '00 to '05 Chevrolet Impala.

There was this kids show made in Britain, kind of adjacent to Thomas And Friends, called Tugs. It was about tugboats rather than steam locomotives. One episode ends with a really intense PSA about fire safety:

“Always respect fire. If you don’t, it will destroy you, your surroundings and your friends.”

At least after the Human State Republic annexed Prostinia in 1991.

No, that would be outside the straight of Gibraltar. This is the nation of G Spot.

See: Everything Kevin Sorbo has done since 1996.

Was he running for school board?

Is it Alberta or the city of Calgary that has an Arby’s cowboy hat on their flag?

Constantly.