Let’s start with a big-ass “H”!
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Let’s start with a big-ass “H”!
Coulda been a bitch like Drake and hid it.
When he said this I shot Diet Dr. Pepper out of my nose. It was such a D&D line.
Leader: Were gonna take down the goblin camp and free the hostages while looting all of the treasure and drinking all their ale.
Party: So, you have a plan?
Leader: I have concepts of a plan.
Dum-a-chum?
That’s my take away from this. If I ask for a jack and coke or rum and coke, the “and coke” is just as important as the rest. Pepsi isn’t what I want. I would never give the OK to swap out the mixer. I’d rather just drink the liquor straight.
More, technically.
Shredded beef
If I die before I wake…
How about that beef, tho?
Alternate title: Chick-fil-A about to raise menu prices.
Also, don’t buy from them. It’s run by Christian nationalist and every dollar you give them goes to taking away the rights of someone else.
And bleach cures covid, you fucking cunts.
Whats worse is when they put it on top of the bills and hand it all back to you at once, like some kind of fucked up magic trick. The shit that I just bought is in my other hand, how in the fuck am I supposed to get this change into my pocket?
[6 hours into a spreadsheet]
What was I so stressed about?
Boy, I was really like, “But that isn’t Mexico…”
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Ha ha! Look at this guy. He pulled a meme from ifunny and is posting it instead of adding any fucking value to the conversation. What a cut up.
Well, at least your heart is in the right place. Maybe, though, you shouldn’t minimize the only chance this fucking country has at surviving the next 4 years by taking the reductionist view and calling Harris “a cop.” Just something to think about. Maybe she can be more if we give her the chance.
Swing and a miss. Thanks for playing, though.
I’m just curious what value calling either of them those things brings to the conversation. Tell me. Which side are you on? Who are you voting for? You going rogue and voting third party? Or are you gonna vote for the cop or the felon? Or, maybe you aren’t gonna vote at all, you rebel. So, tell me. What’s your poison?
Truly, sometimes the simplest explanation is the truest.