Looks like he’s about to tell a secret!

You want a finger ? I can get you a finger, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me. I’ll get you a finger by this afternoon- with nail polish. These fucking amateurs.

It’s probably not great for that deer to be so comfortable being so close to people, but I don’t think that’s unusual for suburban deer, they tend to be pretty brazen. That cat is going to lick its fur again later, so hopefully there’s nothing transmissible left over from the deer’s licks?