I’d hate to be HR.
I’d hate to be HR.
DAFT PUNK inspired band idea.
Band: ALL OF YOUR BASS
dress like aliens.
Idk, that’s as far as I’ve gotten.
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The first time I consumed alcohol, a man with no arms and no legs drove us to the store to buy us alcohol.
I won’t tell any more of that story because that’s as good as that story gets.
Edit for the homies: 0 this over 21 years old alcohol buyer/purveyor brought us to a place where me and friends could consume said alcohol. The police showed up.
We all got up and ran…
If you’re wondering if anybody had to wear with all to pick up the person without any arms or legs…
We did not. I know I said the story didn’t have anything else for telling. But now, I swear, this is the end of what is worth telling.
Ah, allow me to introduce you to the orphan crushing machine. It was born of a tweet:
“Every heartwarming human interest story in america is like “he raised $20,000 to keep 200 orphans from being crushed in the orphan-crushing machine” and then never asks why an orphan-crushing machine exists or why you’d need to pay to prevent it from being used.”
At this point I’d take a dog.
I’ll take a dog and let him lead
We can vote on the law,
One nation under dog,
He’d be as loyal as he can be 🐶
Oh, Ive been waiting to echo this chant back at them since 2015:
FUCK YOUR FEELINGS!
👏. 👏. 👏👏👏.
FUCK YOUR FEELINGS!
👏. 👏. 👏👏👏.
Only because kreishers complete inability to be funny would further twist the knife on vances awkwardness.
PICK UP THAT CAN, CITIZEN.