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LOL this is a great little thread, kudos to all involved! This really gave me a good chuckle
He’s diversifying!
Fossil fuel companies and their industry associations lobbied the federal government an average of five times per working day
I would be ready to punch faces if i was accosted by someone 5 times a day about their shitty self-absorbed needs
Seriously–I’d spite them for being so fucking pushy. WTF
It’s pretty wild how much they’ll deface themselves to attempt to hold onto their youth, esp when they’ll look much better if they avoided it in the first place. Anyone considering doing any of that shit just needs to compare old Madonna to her recent self. After seeing that, if that’s really what you want, go for it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Rupert Murdoch – now there’s a weird fuckin guy
This is a good practice, i appreciate what you’re doing. If anything, i occasionally like to respond to posts like that in order to set the record straight for other people who may read the comment. Debating or disproving the commenter isn’t necessary as much as putting correct information right there next to their bullshit. Some people might buy their lies or faux good-faith, but anyone on the fence or unsure will hopefully benefit from having the truth repeated right next to the lie/bs.
There are a lot of clichés that may not make a lot of sense at face value. I’ve found some actually go a lot deeper than you expect, or may actually apply on multiple levels. Common wisdom often hits harder than I initially realized as I’ve gotten older…
Edit: and as you comment shows, I’ve also been guilty of straight-up misinterpreting the meanings as well. Literally just the other day i realized that Lifesavers™ candy are supposed to be little life preservers, as one would have on a boat. For whatever reason, i thought they were just making some grandiose claim as brands often like to do… Sometimes our first impressions become our impressions until correction which may not take place for a long time
As long as twitter.com redirects there, it’s twitter 👐
I still remember earning my Personal Pan Pizza™ for reading 5 books over one summer… Anyone else have a Book-It pin from back then?
Kids: mom, can we get Boblaw’s?!? Pretty please???
Mom: We’ve got Boblaw’s at home, dear.
Boblaw’s at home: