The only reason I’m not pissing in my sink at home is that I accidentally installed it a bit too high.
The only reason I’m not pissing in my sink at home is that I accidentally installed it a bit too high.
That’s not cool in a public toilet. But at Your own home? I would instal this sink, if they were selling it without hesitation.
I once saw a dog like this in a shelter, and literally thought, that’s a cross of a Corgi and a Husky.
At least an oz is easily measurable. It’s worse, when they tell You to add a cup of something.
Flat white, cappuccino, latte and machiatto are the same thing. It’s just coffee with milk.
And jail time is the value of the art.
I don’t care about sex. I just want to be loved.
I always thought, the crust is why they give a dipping sauce with pizza. At least that’s the reason I make garlic sauce when I make pizza.
Sweet mother of blessed acceleration don’t fail me now.
The circles have Roman numerals. A is 1, B is 2, C is 2 again and D is 1 plus a hidden Saddam Hussein.
I know it’s fake, but couldn’t she at least choose a nicer font?
It’s not even a thing in The rest of the world. I don’t think I’ve ever given a tip in my life.
And you never talk to kids, like they’re kids. You answer them, like You would an adult.
Where did You think the special sauce comes from?
Operation dumb drop.
Well, yeah. We are trying to make things easier for You.
You wrap Your hand in toilet paper and give it a little push. That’s what toilet paper is for.
What about people who lean to the side on the chair, to look around a corner in an FPS?
At least his not wearing a tan suit in this.