They only agreed to help because OP was just so darn cute.
They only agreed to help because OP was just so darn cute.
Also they think it’s their only hope of sex, because nobody willingly chooses them.
Crusader Kings recently finally got its claws into me. Fun fact: the game DOES have a moral compass of sorts, because eventually, your incestuous off-spring can be too mentally handicapped to have further children with.
So it’s not all bad.
How can this NOT mean that all CIA agents are like Mr. Magoo?
How do you fail at a singular task more than 600 times and still have the world think you’re some fearsome spy force?
“Well, sure, he was knocked out 638 times, but those 2 decision victories sure were something… Greatest boxer of all-time!”
Bidet-torade
k, but it kinda sounds like you’re being cuckolded…
A few selections from The Wealth of Nations by Adam Smith:
By the second of the rules annexed to the Act of Parliament which imposed what is now called the Old Subsidy, every merchant, whether English or alien, was allowed to draw back half that duty upon exportation; the English merchant, provided the exportation took place within twelve months; the alien, provided it took place within nine months.
As it is the interest of the freemen of a corporation to hinder the rest of the inhabitants from employing any workmen but themselves, so it is the interest of the merchants and manufacturers of every country to secure to themselves the monopoly of the home market. Hence in Great Britain, and in most other European countries, the extraordinary duties upon almost all goods imported by alien merchants.
I still can’t believe BeamNG just exists and we can play/mod it. It’s one of my childhood dream games brought to life and still brings me joy every single time. It’s just soooo cooool.
Forget the colonoscopy, in a lot of American karaoke places, they don’t even play with your ass, at all.
Can’t be that difficult to just Google “bear meet-ups near me.”
A lot of friends have been asking me to fill this out. Delete the answers and repost yours!
What’s Your Name? Samantha but my friends call me sam love my girls you know who you are!!!
What’s your favorite kind of music? i listen to everything except rap and country
Who’s your best friend? bree or sarah <3 <3 <3
What’s your favorite band? good charlotte
Do you like anyone? maybeeeeeee loll ;)
When is the last time you saw your crush? in study hall today LOL!
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He must be going commando.
*doubt
Try that in my ass in a small town, I dare you
Oh, did she break up with Travis Kelce?
Don’t mind if I do.
op pls no
Somehow doesn’t change the song too much really.
I will still do this. What does an alarm clock cost? $500? $1,000? I’ll do it for half that.