J'Pol

The Onion encountered SCP 5000

That was one of the most awkward things I’ve ever seen. I’m surprised that Luke didn’t scream for Dan to shut off the stream.

It wasn’t a misunderstood homophone, but an autocorrected one which I didn’t feel was important enough to correct.

I don’t understand someone having such a blown out pallet that they can’t tell the difference. They are markedly different.

This image is fairly old, and I have disagreed with it from the get go. Chaotic evil is tying as many knots as possible, forcing one to cut the bag open.

Every sperm is sacred.

This annoys me. It would have taken much less time and effort to post a screenshot instead of a picture of a screen.

Im in northwest GA. Yeah the pizza is OK at best, and the odds are high that everything on the salad bar has been there for 2 days.

Here’s a list. Also. I don’t think it is comprehensive, because I don’t think the one near me is technically a “Pizza Hut Classic”.

There’s still a sit down pizza hut near me. Salad bar and everything!

I really feel for the guy. Sobriety after you’ve become an addict can be extremely rough emotionally and physically (I know this first hand, and have never been able to manage it for very long). It can exacerbate things like depression, which is a possible cause for something like this to happen (especially in a case like this where he apparently had some kind of health crisis). I wish both him and the rabbits the best of luck.

I came here to comment about how much worse it is in your thigh. Stronger muscles, and you can’t easily stretch it out because of that. I’ve only had that happen a few times and wow is it awful. My sympathies to you.

Look again. The hand holding the “cheese the don” sign has an extra thumb coming from the back of it somehow. None of the fingers are proportioned correctly (like the woman on the left’s forefinger is much too long). There is a lot wrong.

Editing to add the lady with 3 fingers and a thumb.

There are only 5 malformed hands in this image. It’s getting better!

This very much might be a me thing, but the meme needs noticeable, but subtle color differences from wye to eye.

I have to admit that I have completely forgotten how to do long division.

Likely talking about the bell character .

People have gotten confused and declared that any internet based activity that involves interaction is social media. Social media is centered on users (you follow other people, not topics, and people for whatever crazy reason use their real name), whereas there is absolutely no real reason to do that on a forum.

It started when both Harambe died and Trump happened in the same year. It was a horrific combo of wanting to check the internet while simultaneously actively avoiding it.