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Shit. I can only do solar seconds… Dammit! I stopped eating onions for no reason!

That cat just sat down and started pondering it’s life choices.

He saw the word “alpha” and ran with it!

Thank God I kept all the left shoes as a token!

(This is a joke)

To be fair it was getting pretty toxic… But then again I’m ok with that.

Human is standing in front of the door blocking the way. Cats see this as aggressive behavior and will not attempt to move past you so as to avoid a confrontation.

The cat wants inside just step aside as you open the door and it’ll come inside.

Hey! Speak for yourself! Some people like a little smegma on a cracker with a side of black caviar.

I mean everyone else is… Why the hell not!

They knew.

Ya. I’m good on poop coffee.

Oooooo myyyy goooooóoooooood!

There’s a conversion kit for these that’ll get like 1000hp.

I see your self-sealing stem bolts and raise you 2 Heisenberg compensators.

I hope op stubs his toe after stepping on a Lego.

You son of a bitch.

This hits a little too close to home.

Classic? Who in the right mind!

Khaleesi is a nice name aside from the fact that I think it’s a title…

Khaleesi is a title, not a name. In the fictional world of “Game of Thrones,” it means “queen” in the Dothraki language and is given to the wife of a Khal, the leader of a Dothraki tribe. The character Daenerys Targaryen is often referred to as Khaleesi. - chat gpt

Ya… It’s a title.

I feel kinda the same way… I don’t really like the whole “spontaneous sex” “one night stand” thing. I would prefer to get to know the person I’m going to be intimate with…

But again I have friends that would easily rail a woman in the bathroom of a bar and forget that even happened in a week.

I dunno…

You’re absolutely right. He would be devastated and react very negatively to his girlfriend “cheating” on him.

The double standard is the size of Texas.