ER?
Look at you with your fancy “Healthcare” and “Insurance”!
We treated wounds via walking them off, and occasionally hiding behind a tree to sob silently so you didn’t get laughed at.
The Ultra Beasts & the Time shifted pokemon kinda screw up the last couple generations
I will admit I had dreams of curling up on a Snorlax’s belly for a nap.
Alright, let’s get this over with:
Gardevoir
Lopunny
Primarina
Salazzle
Goodra
…Ditto
WELCOME!
You’ve got Mail!
It’s still baffles me how hard the ball of online mega Corp was dropped by Sears. When the world returned to catalog shopping, They failed hard.
Somewhere in the multiverse Sears is the online giant Amazon is in our reality, and it makes perfect sense.
Because it finds everyone that writes creepypastas about them, eats them, then erases everyone’s memory of reading it.
As the owner of a Jeep Wrangler, I feel both called out and proud…
In the old old days, this was referred to as “religion” and was used to keep “those people” in their “place”…
So Italy is trying to kick France in the nuts?
…seems legit. Carry on.
He knows his wife likes the meatballs, but isn’t going to order her own, so he eats two, claims he’s stuffed, and let’s her have the last one.
He actually is stuffed, because the ones she saw him eat were actually numbers 7 & 8 and she’s happy because she gets a meatball without ordering extra food.
So wholesome!
He’s an amateur, he typed out “ate” instead of using “8”!
Hello fellow middle-class citizens!
Trump’s on OnlyFans?
The last time I was in a Chick-fil-A there was a flamboyantly homosexual guy wearing a neckerchief who took my order.
I had many questions, but I kept them to myself.
It’s all fun & games until your shin muscles start to cramp as well…
I’ve gotten the Hamstring/quads combo cramp a couple times and falling over, screaming, and not being able to move is an experience.
Put cameras in the women’s locker room & that place would be burned to the ground 5 minutes later…