I think someone who has been on the verge of converting to Trumpism would vote for him because he was shot at, but nobody that disliked him is gonna start liking him more

I genuinely didn’t recognize what song you were referring to because the “some” was not stretched and “body” was not emphasized 😂

Hell yeah! I would’ve loved one of these as a kid. I was always the one climbing on the outside of the jungle gym getting yelled at by school supervisors.

If I fall, I’ll know I can’t pull off that maneuver (yet), and I won’t do it again (yet), and you won’t have to yell at me! So just let me fall!

This reminds me of my grandpa, who gave me my first pocket knife when I must have been 6 or 7. I was really into making bows and arrows out of twigs and branches I’d found in the yard, and he gave it to me simply as a tool for a hobby I’d formed. Everyone freaked out at first, but he taught me how to use a knife safely and I don’t think I ever cut myself (as a child anyways. I’m a reckless adult).

If we stop teaching kids to be afraid of stuff because of what might happen, and instead teach them about how things work and the consequences of misusing them, I think we’d have less people afraid to use the stove in their 20s.

I can see this being the framework of a great drinking game

Only guess is bro doesn’t wipe or shower very well and is constantly doing the itchy-butthole-wiggle in his chair.

Bro has seen every single tape measure and this one wasn’t one of them, it’s definitely a fake tape measure guys

I thought that said “drop and rub” like “you’re probably gonna die the horrific death of radiation poisoning you should just expedite it”

Ironically, the top image has several trees and other green life, where the second image getting the Drake Seal of Approval has just the one

I’m a typical capeshit enthusiast but I do prefer those movies that make your heart and brain hurt

Yeah I’ve actually never seen any of the wolverine movies and never really thought about it until watching this movie

It was less a remark on my inability to read a comment of that length, and more one on some people’s obsession with ranting about things at the slightest provocation

You saw Trump get mentioned as a joke and went on a 3 paragraph rant about how you hope his ear doesn’t get better

Reg, why’d you just stab yourself in the shoulder?

Ah cmon, ain’t ya ever seen a movie?

Well of course I’ve seen a movie, but what the hell are ya doing?

Every time the guy stabs himself in a movie, it’s right before he kicks the piss outta the guy he’s fightin’!

Well that don’t… when that happens, the guys gotta plan Reg, what the hell’s your plan?

I dunno, but I’m gonna find out!