THX 1138

I’m not a plan, you’re a plan!

A splash of clam juice adds umami to a recipe and you don’t taste the clam. It’s in the same culinary category as fish sauce, but less potent.

What?

Wrong community

I also can’t tell. Maybe both

What To Do If You Accidentally Built A Jeep: Expert Advice

Cereal is awful. Probably just avoid it altogether.

Is this that Gen Alpha humor we’ve been hearing about? Skibidi or something

Damn, I like the next one too

Everyone knows it was rigged, and Donald Trump actually won the Democratic nomination

There’s been a coordinated campaign of dehumanization in the right-wing media for decades. This guy has been indoctrinated to see her as the enemy and to not see her as a person

“[F]or a comment. This is ridiculous, for a comment,” he allegedly said. “I guess I’m gonna need a lawyer.”

The comment:

Carillo in one post said Harris doesn’t “have a snowballs chance in hell which is exactly where you’re going and soon. I will cut your eyes out of your FUCKING head” and “will make sure you suffer a slow agonizing death."

He said he would “personally” set Harris on fire “if no one else does."

Carillo said Harris is “going to regret ever trying to become president because if that ever happened I will personally pluck out her eyes with a pair of pliers but first I will shoot and kill everyone that gets in my way that is a fucking promise.”

Are you saying Trump has been replaced by a LLM-driven cyborg? A fat cyborg draped in pig skin and orange makeup?

You say “even the headlines from the NYT” like the NYT is representative of the whole of the US news media, which it is not. The NYT has been skewing conservative for some time now

Israel’s attacks on Palestinian civilians are in the mainstream news every day bro

Edit: Here are just a few from the top of the news this morning:

https://apnews.com/article/un-israel-palestinians-detainees-torture-mistreatment-icc-db4555b8ba44e23d445550b10f4c35ff

https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/jul/30/deep-moral-deterioration-is-being-normalised-in-the-israeli-palestinian-conflict

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/israel-airstrike-gaza-deir-al-balah-girls-school-hospital/

Along these lines, there is no stupider entry in the American index than that of “Jeremy’s Razors,” a grooming company created by The Daily Wire, a conservative media platform founded in 2015 by Ben Shapiro (a political commentator you may have heard of) and Jeremy Boreing (a former film director you probably haven’t heard of, and the namesake for the venture).

This is a fucking Ben Shapiro product lmao