No one’s saying he can’t go to the game. He just can’t take free expensive tickets as political favors or have enhanced security on the government’s dime and not be called the fuck put about it. He can buy his own tickets and hire his own bodyguards if he wants to, he’s a big boy.
“…that’s China.”
“YOU’RE China!”
Just remember kids: When it comes to pigs questioning you, EVERY day is Shut the Fuck Up Friday.
How many banks could Phil Banks fill if Phil Banks could fill banks?
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He’d been drinking since he was a teenager, and he’d sometimes get blackout drunk, getting arrested for public intoxication, etc.
My cousin was a raging alcoholic. He got clean, but not before he fucked his liver right up. I don’t know if they even allowed him on the liver transplant list or not, but if he was, he was very low on it. He died in early 2015 at the age of 43.
They definitely did it to make you cringe.
Source: Am a secondary math teacher/parent and do shit like this all the time to make my students/children cringe.
You’re not the weird ones. I used to have joint accounts with my then-wife, but I’ll never do that again. Mainly because I will never marry again (ridiculous concept if you ask me - the government charging you money so that they can approve your relationship is bananas to me, and then paying them more to dissolve it if it doesn’t work out), but also because I haven’t met many people out there who manage their own money well, so why would I ever put them in a position of control over the money I earn?
PDX = Portland metropolitan area = Oregon.
I just had teacher trainings this week at the school district I am working for this year after moving from Texas to the PDX area. It was like night and day compared to Texas. The training began with Land Acknowledgements, and we spent a few hours learning about and discussing how we will be implementing cross-curricular activities on the culture, language, and practices of the Native American tribes from this area. I teared up, I gotta tell ya.
But the thing that really hit me the hardest was how comfortable I felt as a queer person. They asked us to put our pronouns on our name tent, and I initially put the ones I was assigned at birth (because I’m coming from Texas where I didn’t dare let on that I wasn’t cisgender). But I soon realized through discussions with the trainers and with people at mine and surrounding tables that this really is a safe place, that I can be myself and not fear repercussions that would affect my livelihood.
So I shared during discussions about privilege and power that I was non-binary, and nobody batted an eye, no microgestures indicating their discomfort, it was just…normal. Safe. I’ve never felt like this before. Every queer person…teacher, student, citizen, immigrant, or otherwise…should be allowed to feel like this.
Loving this meme format.
I edited my comment for clarification purposes.
I had edited my comment. It originally said 7-11 doesn’t sell wine (at all), but I realized the lyrics needed more specificity for the joke to hit harder.
Unfortunately, they haven’t had my favorite pinot noir there for the past 55 years.
Edit: Is joke. Lyrics to Hotel California: “So I called up the Captain, ‘Please bring me my wine.’ He said, ‘We haven’t had that spirit here since 1969.’”
It certainly hasa bit of a “Paul Ryan gets soup kitchen employee to let him get pictures taken of him washing already-clean pans and giving a kid a pep talk and pissing off the manager” vibe.
You’re right. He should just keep accepting bribes so that he doesn’t have to forgo his hobbies.