I never know who is replying to who on twitter screenshots at first glance. I know the format predates Elon, but the interface really sucks for any proper discussion.

With or without the tail?

I use a bottle too when traveling but recently upgraded to a portable/manual bidet and it’s great. At home, I recommend you upgrade to an actual hose bidet. Very convenient.

Check out the band Nuclear Power Trio featuring those two in the OP and obviously you can guess who the third one is.

Go the DIY route, try putting it in rice.

The trick is being able to eat the same meal for the entire day. Cook once and eat it throughout the day. lol

If you fart and sneeze at the same time, your body takes a screenshot.

He’s so dense he doesn’t realize he’s the low T person being described, not the alpha male.

And at least had the charisma too. The other guy is just an edgy asshole.

RFK Jr if the brain worm didn’t die and took over his body.

It’s possible to drop change into someone’s hands without physically touching them though. I don’t like physical contact either, and on the rare times I pay with cash, I hand it to the cashier without making physical contact.

I remember there was one store I went to that the cashier literally put the change on the counter right beside my outstretched hand and open palm, every time. And it was annoying to pick up change from a stainless steel counter. I know I was being petty, but when I noticed the pattern, I started putting change on the counter (if I paid with coins) when paying so she could experience having to pick up coins one by one from a stainless steel surface.

She was just walking without rhythm so she won’t attract the worm.

At a press conference right after arriving back home. Probably a combination of exhaustion, jetlag, and the hundred camera flashes a second from all the photographers.

Apocalypse? More like Apoca-hips amirite?

Zappa’s kids are fine since they’re children of a famous person (not to mention talented in their own right) and have the privilege of not having to live like a normal person with a weird name.

It’s funny when people are asked what animal they want to be if they had a choice and they go for some alpha predator in the jungle or ocean. I always say I choose to be a house cat. It’s even better than a dog, because as a cat you can just mind your own business and not even show affection to your owners and they’ll love you for it.

Even on modern landlines where you pushed buttons, it was still called dialing. Someone who calls it typing probably only ever called people using a smartphone.

Whoever made this meme is too young to have experienced “dialing” a phone number.

Especially when you see how the servers are putting on fake smiles and going through the motions to get it over with. Not saying they should be genuinely happy, just that it shouldn’t be a thing at all. Just serve the surprise cake then walk away.

Top left is probably the best. Middle right would be the best if the desk was lower and closer so the mouse and keyboard are on it and the person’s arms are more at 90 degrees.