Or bombing a doctors without borders hospital

So… Gays?

That’s just cover for the real conspiracy. It’s money, money controls everything. CASH RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME

Gonna be either trade or conquest

Has anyone been cancelled for cheating? Dave grohl sure hasn’t, the worst repurcuasions I’ve seen for him so far are a bunch of memes and presumably a very angry wife

Nobody gave a shit? It was huge news. The gossip rags milked it for months

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You came to a shitpost community expecting productivity?

Today on Tasting History we’re making pervitin, the stimulant that fueled the third reich

No problem, I’ll just fly to another country to do my grocery shopping

I drove out to the canyon ground
Grinding dust off from the sand
I don’t ever fuck with the Dust Devil
He’s got the power of an upright in his goddamn hand

Shit like this is why metric needs to be replaced with a base12 system. Base10 is for children who still count on their fingers.

The Lion King/little mermaid crossover nobody’s been asking for

But I remember him saying he doesn’t even know who his wife is any more, and thinking, “Uh, you’re the one that changed.” But the way he said it made it sound like he thought she had changed, not him.

When people get married they either stop growing, grow together, or grow apart. It’s a crapshoot which is going to happen so it’s dumb to stand up in front of your friends and family and swear an oath that you’ll always be together when you can’t possibly know that

I want to live in a world where people blame geocities and angelfire instead of alphabet and meta for destroying the internet and spreading misinformation

There’s one on Lemmy too

The internet objectively sucked back then too. But it seemed cool, because it was new and exciting and all the millennials that are nostalgic for it were young teens at the time.

Nah, this is millennial energy right here. “Fuck social media, why doesn’t everyone have a geocities page with a webring that links to their angelfire page and guestbooks and ICQ and stumbleupon KIDS NEED TO STOP HAVING A DIFFERENT INTERNET EXPERIENCE THAN I GREW UP WITH!”

Gen-x, as is their nature, simultaneously doesn’t care and complains endlessly about everything equally, even the stuff they like, especially the stuff they like.

To put it in a perspective that this audience will understand; boomers are superintendent Chalmers. Millenials are Principal Skinner. Gen-x is Comic Book Guy.

How often in real life do you want a 5th of anything? Is it more often than a third or a quarter? I bet it’s not

Then why are you simping for base10 when you know enough math to understand that base12 is superior