thenextguy@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Cat makes surprise return home four days after being ‘cremated’English
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13 days agoHaaave you met Ted?
Haaave you met Ted?
According to Vonnegut, that’s what your asshole looks like.
Guards. Make sure Max doesn’t enter the library under any circumstance.
Right, keep max in the library, even if he wants to leave.
No, no. Keep max out of the library at all times.
We don’t have to do anything other than keep Max in the library.
Out of the library…
Oh, I remember. Can he enter the library with us?
Clearly you haven’t been to Milliways, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
If you don’t eat your meat, how can you have any pudding?
Here we are! Born to be cows! We are the bovines of the Universe!
(Born to eat grass? Moo-niverse?)