This image is stained on my occipital lobe

They do a similar thing with medication here in South Africa. Or, at least they used to. I haven’t seen many video ads in a very long time.

They can advertise Schedule 0 meds (aisle stuff) with pictures and a generic ad text, coincidentally also describing the type of medication they cannot advertise. The medications marked [S0] normally contain herbal or relatively safe ingredients.

And then they have the Schedule 1 and 2 medications which look comedically similar to their S0 counterparts

I think for schedule 1, I think they can advertise, but it’s OTC. Schedule 1 is stuff like, throat lozenges with benzocaine and other things that could potentially be dangerous, but you can only buy in small quantities.

Schedule 2, They are allowed to say if they have stock and apparently run discount promotions on them, but they cannot openly display images of the products. Stuff like ibuprofen, codeine, antihistamines, pseudoephedrine etc.

Example here:

clicks. co. za/brands/benylin †

1. Benylin for babies and losers

2. Benylin for the real deal hatman seekers

† (Sorry about the spaces, I don’t want to accidentally break any community rules nor let those cunts notice Lemmy traffic. Not advertising. Fuck Clicks. Fuck J&J. Cook your own meds in mum’s bathtub)

you cannot quell the hunger after tasting the flesh of a beloved pet for the first time

partners mouth

caffeine in suppository form ass coffee

Where do I buy ass cigarettes

is that the mosaic of genitals used to construct his portrait

perhaps it would serve humanity greatly if I do not reproduce

eep yeah nah fuck that

the SNRI helped with the anxiety anyways

Was kinda just using it to yap with friends. Took “as needed” and am on a low dose. I don’t think I’ll have withdrawals, but I’ll call my psych to confirm.

If he tells me I need to go to Russia for that sketchy coma treatment I’ll just accuse him of being antifa or whatever

I still don’t know why the fuck he said it like that

He’s trying to say the postmasterist libruls suck at getting rid of CP because of DEI or some other weird bigoted shit

Why’d he use the word “find”? He could have said any phrase that meant “stumble upon accidentally”

But he said find. Directly implying he actively looks for it. Did it not fucking register in one fucking synapse? Can benzos really fry your brain that bad? If so, I’m going to need to talk to my doctor about getting off the stuff.

To be fair they didn’t specifically say what he saw in the dark.

Night patrol or machine elves. He saw what he saw.

I need to dig them out with a screwdriver

I cannot work while high. I’ve seen others do it, quite impressively, but the paranoia alone would literally kill me.

Tried doing a simple create-react-app under the influence once (off the clock). Shit took me a full hour to get running.

Called it a night and played the new system shock instead. Oh my god that was fucking amazing.

$3 worth of coffee will give you at least 2 more IQ points

$0 PDF on how to cheese IQ tests could probably give you more

OHHH that kind of lamination. Completely forgot that was an option.

I was thinking about those laminating machines that fully seal the printouts with plastic sheets.

I’m going to look into getting my hands on some vinyl paper. I appreciate it, bud

The printer is the cheapest canon inkjet printer I could find new in 2021. I don’t have access to the exact model name rn

I think I have glossy photo paper. I also had a few sheets of postcard size sticker paper that was not glossy and didn’t fade, but I recall it being stupid expensive, or that specific brand at least. I cannot remember the name. Would not survive the elements though.

I thought about laminating it but I wasn’t sure if the heat would fuck the adhesive

Some banks and other places like that still require physical documents for stuff like proof of address, affidavits etc.

Even though they’re going to fucking scan it into pdf anyway

I use my printer to print silly stickers, because I am a manchild, but I don’t think I am using the correct ink or paper, because they fade very quickly and smudge sometimes.

Also use it to print graph paper to doodle on.

The Rock absolutely has genetic material 😤

Yeah, If I had kids, I would keep them as far away as possible from these people.

I’m no doctor, but that man is absolutely experiencing some kind of steroid-induced mania.

Otherwise, if it’s not real, it’s an excellent shitpost.

In this house we throw away the bread ties and leave the bread exposed to open air so it gets stale and feeds flies

I don’t do that, but the others in this house do and holy fuck it pisses me off