Seems like a somewhat healthier race than corgi. Average age 15 years versus Corgi’s 12 years 3 months.

Perhaps a trillion galaxies out there. Numbers of stars in a typical galaxy is about 100 billion. But at least we have more grains of sand on our planet.

Anyway, life most probably gets better after high school, and most probably keeps getting better until you’re old enough to develop some disease. Or perhaps you die in war, or in a hospital bed, or homeless under a bridge.

I truly don’t know where I’m going with this.

WHAT WAS HE HIDING?

The reason for his obesity?

Jesus this is dumb. And it worked?