Parody is hard when the truth is more absurd. Kim’s granddad had his favorite actors kidnapped and brought to N.Korea to make movies for him.

artificial variety

lol sounds like forced diversity. So the imitation stuff is woke!

I wonder how many times she’s had to explain what an answering machine is.

In the Communist future, the Hallmark channel runs Christmas movies in May. And the stores start decorating in August.

Is this one of those pranks from when Twitter let you impersonate companies?

There is nothing more American than being in traffic. You’re never more in touch with a systemic failure, yet we blame it on the choices of individual drivers, all the while unaware that we’re part of the problem.

During the cultural Revolution, the Chinese army adopted a pistol with a smaller caliber because constant use of the standard issue was causing wrist injuries to the executioners.

Shit, I’ve seen a manhole cover go faster than that, doing back flips the whole time.

I don’t know what commenter meant, but it’s important to spread accurate information about radiation and nuclear tech.

Your overestimating the lethality of radiation. The “Demon Core” guy lasted 9 days. The firefighters from Chernobyl lasted a month. The only criticality events that I can find with immediate fatalities also involve steam explosions.

For those who know, steam is scarier than radiation or fire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjwofYhUJEM

This reminds me that ranchers in Colorado, the Dakotas, and Wyoming adjacent to National Parks are gigantic chickens clucking over a few gray wolves.

Oswald had no choice, The Storm was about to overtake the book depository.

Americans will use anything but the Metric System

German fairy tales are good for soothing children traumatized by Irish fairy tales.

A souls-like must have a couple of the following:

1. video game where the difficulty can be incorporated into the player’s identity.

2. a conspiracy between monitor and controller manufacturers

3. Difficulty modes are forbidden.

4. has an easy mode called “magic build”

5. Story, narrative, and plot are all forbidden. The player can learn about the world, but cannot affect it.

6. Sekiro is the best one.

Seeing these cops illustrated in power stances makes me glad I never got into comic books.

When you think about it, superheroes are really just cops. I mean they love violence and are always vigilant to protect the status quo.

A clear violation of bird law

You think that’s bad, just leave it on while you sleep.

anyone who doesn’t agree with you is the bad guy.

You seem a little defensive. Threatened even.