They really just revoke your gay card for 3 months when they put you under for hip surgery
My aunt had her knee replaced, and the booklet was quite informative.
Just lay there while it happens to you
So I’m the only one having weird posthumanist body horror type feelings at the concept of being given an instruction manual for your artificial body parts, including the equivalent of a void warranty sticker?
Just me? Cool, cool. Quietly unlocking new phobias over here.
Once I understood the weakness of my flesh…
including the equivalent of a void warranty sticker?
. . .
I hate this dystopia.
Hello, we are calling about your hip’s extended warranty. Press 1 to be connected to a hipologist and remedy this issue. Press 2 to die. Ending this call will assume option 2. Option 1 is also option 2 but with a slightly longer buffer time. Too late, you are now dead. click
You’re not cool enough, so you need a visit to the hipologist.
You’re so un-hip I’m surprised your bum doesn’t fall off
Are these temporary restrictions, or permanent? What happens if I cross my legs?
Oh you don’t want to know! It is horrible!
Your insides will boil out of your eye sockets like a science fair volcano.