I’m more concerned about the indestructible glockroach!
A new challenger appears…
Ah fuck, that’s more terrifying than I’d imagined!
You’re welcome.
The glocktopus is chambered for 8x9x19mm
Glocktopus.
Peace through superior firepower.
Glocktopus as 9 freaking brains. Together with his 3 hearts and 8 arms he’s unstoppable.
Also a master of camouflage, and is already known to use tools somewhat proficiently. A clear winner
Yeah but his brains are known to not always coordinate well, even to the point of attacking each other.
Y’all sleeping on Glockadile. He will see you in a while, and when he does I’d rather he be a friendly.
Glockness Monster *teleports behind you*
“nothing personal, kid”
personell*
Those that know the meme know that this is the correct spelling.
What stupidity you must have to choose any other than the glockatoo. All the rest of them are ground dwelling or water critters. What if I want my Lil dude to fly up in the sky to shoot God?
obviously you gotta go with glocktopus, you can shoot 8 times
you don’t pick glocktopus? that’s waiting for you in the water, your head goes under? he’s there, he’s waiting for you, he’s not gonna fuck around.
okay class now we gotta get back onto our little cheeky curriculum
I’m going with Glocktopus. Quantity has a quality all its own.
Also, each arm has its own brain, so it’s pretty hard to disable.
I’m going outside the box and taking the Rhiglockeros.
- Large
- Armored
- Shooty and Stabby.
That horn would make for a great M2 mount. I mean a glocktopus would cause great chaos, but a 2.5ton beast with 5cm thick skin coming at you at 50km/h is already scary before adding a ma deuce and 200 rounds of belt fed 50cal.
I can imagine a battle between the glocktopus v the Glock ness monster tuning into a conspiracy themed death note parody
Hollywood? Are you reading this?
Writer: ok so this new show is basically death note buuuut L wears a tinfoil hat at all times and is convinced kira is Bigfoot
Things the English and the yanks have in common - thinking “loch” and “Glock” end in the same sound 🧐