“Just tell me what type of material is the road. Come on!”

My grandma actually recommended I do this last year. I was already contacting AAA about some other thing, and jokingly brought up road trips. They went, “Yeah we can help!” I was kinda adorable.

An actual crunchwrap has never looked like that.

Yum! Pile of sadness! You know what youre getting from Taco Bell.

I remember when Lyft and Uber were first coming out, they used to do cool shit like bringing you around in a cat van. Or bring you to a dog party.

I missed that wild fun energy.

He has action hero vibes about him.

It’s alright. Not sure why all the other comments said to ignore you, because you’re okay in my book

Oh Jesus Christ.

Oooooh Jesus Chriiiiist!

Nah Skirt Deku is work related.

My favorite part was when Trump said nobody died on Jan 6..

Her death was so useless not even the guy she was supporting gave a shit about her.

My step-brother and I weren’t family until a decade ago. He goes into incel mode and projects his insecurity by hating on everybody.

But today, he shared this with me about something he wants to get better at as he was getting tired of being angry all the time.

So hopefully this message gets across to more people.

I have some positive stories about Norm.

At a comedy show afterparty, these women groupies came for Norm. And Norm, not interested, said, “Hey You don’t want to party with a old guy like me. My dick doesn’t work! Those fellas could probably use some company!”

And they did! They all left together and Norm just hung out with the staff.

If you ever met comedians, they’re timid and shy, and often starving for attention. So to see someone like Norm MacDonald do that made him so incredible to me. Just super confident in himself.

Yeah - the fastfood chicken place that hates gay marriage.

Ah that’s why he sued, and didn’t go through the “proper” cartel channels.

Woke nonsense.

What exactly does that mean, Mr Musk?

Back then when being a gamer was akin to being a Poindexter who gets shoved into lockers and had their lunch money stolen, I was pretty adamant that “Gamers are gamers!”

But now that extroverts watch marvel movies, gorgeous model types own gaming systems, and gaming is no longer a hidden secret for basement dwellers and elevated to “normal behavior”, I’ve changed course.

Not to say a FIFA bro won’t end up playing Elden Ring. But chances are very slim.

He’s so sleepy looking and low energy

Kinda. This is lip-service. Impossible to enforce and yet the gains of fake reviews are so high.

You know it’s true because Samantha J of Chicago, Il says that my comments are “100% truthful and A++++”. And Barry E of Austin, TX says that I am “Easily a golden god and should be respected.” Also Jessica J of Pittsburgh, PA says that I’m “A fantastic lover and totally doesn’t have a weird shaped penis that looks like a upside down Florida.”.

I know what you mean but the way I read it in my head is that you’re making your own movies using their characters.

It’s giving you what your heart secretly wants and that’s useless DBZ facts. Accept our Lord and Savior Goku.